Most of my readers (in other words, everyone I can physically threaten into reading my blog) know I'm leaving for the USA really soon. It's going to take a while to settle there, considering I'm planning to be as desi as I possibly can just to annoy the hell out of other people - I'm even taking suggestions, guys! I've lived in Karachi all my life, and we have some pretty well-developed standards about a lot of things. For example, there should be Mountain Dew and hot guys to look at available at any given time during the day, and I should be able to park my car any damn where I want to (when I learn how to drive, that is). So, I'm starting a new feature on this blog, desi versus the United states of America. Minus marks for the amreekans for anything we desis to better. Right now, the score goes like this:
America: 0
Desi: 0
May the best man win!
