I just realized. Megas xlr counts as serious. It is, in fact, the serious-est of them all. The serious of the serious. The mother serious of all baby serio....I'm sure you get the gist. Heck, it contains answers to the one of the greatest human mysteries of all time in its theme song.
Why yes, chicks dig giant robots, yes indeed.
*Sigh*...If only more men understood that, wouldn't the world be a much better place? Well, that, and if people didn't get fat when they ate chocolate. Or if people's cats understood that they weren't supposed to eat the chocolate that said people were saving for themselves. I SWEAR cats are out to get us, and when they've taken over the world through a combination of smelly kitty litter and unnecessary arm-scratching and...zombie kittens with hand grenades, they're going to grin with their sharp little kitty teeth and make us worship them and make us construct monuments for them - hey, the ancient Egyptians didn't listen to me, and you know what happened to them, don't you?
Oh. Wait. We were talking about Megas xlr. Right.
BUT. In case of a kitty invasion, our only hope would be Megas xlr, who would karate chop those kitties and tie their tails up and throw them deep into the recesses of outer space, while playing an uber cool track on its sound system.
Or we could just throw a ball of thread at them and watch them fight each other to death to get to it, I suppose... But that wouldn't be half as fun now, would it?
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